Black Hole...

So I live in Downtown Denver. But wait... it's not so glamorous. I live in a black hole. Actually, it's a 309 sq ft studio apartment. Either way, it's the type of place that allows absolutely no amount of light to enter or escape. Sometimes I think that they just converted the janitor's closet into an extra apartment... expecting a young, naive, Idahoan kid like myself to be dooped signing the lease. The worst of it is, no matter where you are in the apartment, you can hear everything your neighbor is doing. Everything. It might be some type of sick chinese torture method. I haven't quite figured it out yet...

Help. I need out. Nacho, my chihuahua will have to come too. Leave no man behind.

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